This section of my site is all about Jim. I would like to thank Jim for allowing me my own part of the internet. Jim is the founder of somethingnice.net and he is the funniest kid I know and all of these quotes are actual and hysterical. Please laugh as hard as I did when he actually uttered the phrases. When you are done with my section go to his site.
[Over an Instant Messenger Program]
Mark: i don't know what language you speak in ohio, but in nh we speak english
Jim: SEE YOU ALSO DON'T USE CAPITAL LETTERS
[Conversation on how we both will work at Sears]
Jim : see that's is why I work with customers and you stay in the back out of sight like some troll, pounding on an anvil..
[Conversation with Jim where I asked if he wanted to work at a boys summer camp]
Jim: Can I be the female lifeguard
Jim: Then no............how am I suppose to play video games & sleep & cheat on my girl friend
Jim: I will get reversed stilts.
Jim: I will kill you, and take your money............actually I'll just do that, forget the job
Mark: want to just become my pimp
Jim: frack no, pimping's hard, plus I'd need a hat.....no wait I got a BK crown tonight
I don't agree but this is funny:
Jim: your stoner Dave Matthews music is turning you dubm dumb[he wanted it spelled like that]
Mark: I hate track balls
Jim: yeah, running is hard like that [mind you this would be really funny if he was computer illiterate however he is not and knows a great deal about computers]
Jim: here's some info to help sell me: I jerk off every night, because I need to
Talking about a Japanese boy band music video where all they do is parade around in diapers/tighty whities and there is a leaf over there crotch, and they sing. [YATTA]
Jim: I would so totally be in that band
Jim: we'd have an entire series taking regular music video staples and just doing them half-naked
Jim: Testicle Kick Sandwich
Perhaps the funniest day in US History Class
History Teacher: [20 minute story on how he hates dogs, then he says] Dogs like me, they always come around me
Jim: Maybe it is because you have a strong smelling crotch
Jim pretending to be High School Guidance Counselor: "well sit down I want to straighten you out on a few things, first your wrong and second never come into this office ever again."